It happens only in India :-@

Hey ppl!

I was glad to see that the accused in Matto’s case, Santosh Singh has been handed a verdict…even though the punishment is not enough for such a crime…[Santosh’s council stated that since santosh did not have a criminal background, he could be ‘rehabilitated’…just think abt it..if a person commits a crime he should be let off since he can be rehabilitated!! What about the punishment? Thankfully the panel was firm….]

On the flipside we have rumors that Mr.Abu Salem is going to contest for elections[Mubarakpur segment of Azamagarh district in the forthcoming assembly polls].This is just what the doctor ordered for all terrorists…ek bada sa bam fodo…get arrested..appeal to political parties….voila!! You have a ticket to freedom & what a ticket!!!You get to rule over ppl who have been trying to get you convicted for ages. Then from within you can leisurely destroy the country…So very convenient[even easier than stealing candy from a baby]

Shaabash India…Lage Raho…Salem bhai

Chal Diye…..Mumbai Diwali Manane!

***BOOOM***
Happy Diwali to one & all!!!

Ok,I wont barbad any of my [or your] time telling you why I didnt put up anything on my pyaara sa blog itne dino se.
So right to the point
This post is just on my diwali excursion. You see for this diwali I didnt go to my hometown-nawabo ka shahar,lucknow-instead I went to Mumbai. There I visited my dads coll mate, my door ke fufaji [my dads cousin sisters husband],my bua [obviously my dads cousin sis] & my younger bro for the first time. Also I met my bade bhaiya, Shitesh after a very looonngg time.

Ok ab bilkul ‘aarder’ me chalte hain…
Missed my first bus[7:30 pm], so I left abt 12 hrs later than expected ,ie by the 6:15 am bus….[some beginning eh?] reached Navi Mumbai-N.M[CBD Belapur]at abt 9:15[ expressway par maza aa gaya,reminded me of the freeways of U.K] Got to dads friends house. That evening took a ride around N.M….its really good…atleast it seems to be coming up in a planned manner. Lots of open space, broad spacious roads…..

The next day me went to fufajis place[or rather he came to pick me up from uncles place :-)] He lives nearby-Khargar. There I meet Buaji……not much happned there….just relaxed….OH YEAH gorged on some excellent food[after the fare that the coll mess dishes out everything seems heavenly :-D….just hope I dont regain the weight that I had manged to lose *wishful look*]

Agla din happened to be apna festival of lights….but nothing very exciting, except that we blasted….no lighted [no bombs you see ;-)]a few patakas…..

The 22nd was a fun day….Shitesh bhayia came to fufajis place & it was real good to meet him since it had been a long time[prolly 6 yrs….]Chatted together to catch up as much as we could then had lunch & went off with bhayia.Raaste me he showed me mast places & gave me quite interseting info on various thingies….He lives in Powai & it took us abt 1 hr to get there[going on his bike you see]Firstly we hunted around some multiplexes to see if we coud get a ticket for the movie-Don & surprisingly did manage to get them at one. After this we cruised around the place & saw the beautiful buildings[Was constructed by some Heeranandani ppl, not sure if its the right name….you see, I have a real bad memory & this is not a joke guys, trust me ]. Brought back the memories of the time when I had gone to the Vatican City….the architecture looked quite similar, all in all it was a wonderful place

Next we went to his coll [IIT-B] to see the campus & man was I bowled over!! It was ulti fundo ppl. Apart from being huge it was absoluletly covered in phool pudhe…something that I happen to like very much. Told me mast stories of his coll days which were peppered with lots of friendly advises[You know…..I have one real advantage for my studies as well as my career-I have lots of ppl from I can take guidance, guidance that I know will be true since the concerned ppl have followed them. My elder brothers are in variour stages of studies, some in jobs.Then there are my Mama & Mami, my dad & his huge circle of collegues Hence I can draw upon experience of others which prolly help me out in all stages of my life].After this came the most jhakas thing,Go-karting!!!!! It was my first time & boy did I have fun *schumi grin* [;-D]. It was really OSSUM!!! Cant put my feelings into words here…Those of you who havent done it,if you enjoy driving, take my advise & as nike says-Just do it!
Bhayia did a bit of shopping[groceries]& we then went to his flat, where I watched a few runs of ‘Friends’. Shaam mein we got ready & went to CCD & did matargashti, passing time, basically enjoying ourselves till it was time to for the movie. Now I wont say much about the movie except that I enojyed it. I dont remember the original Don so thankfully I watched it with a free mind & did not make any comparisions. It was almost 11:30 by the time we came out & we went to ‘Nimala Lifestyle’ [or sumthing to that effect…. my memory *rueful sigh*] which is quite someplace….we had gone there to get some food but since it was almost 12, most of the places were closing down. Found one that was open[Thakurs?] BUT it was TOO EXPENSIVE. Why? ‘Coz they chaged us Rs.88 for ONE measly Parantha!![OK it was a paneer parantha,generously filled but 88 was a bit too much yaar] Kha kar we went back to bhayias place & so ended one of the best days…

Agli subah bhayia went with me back to fufajis palce…on the lifeline of Mumbai-thats right the, the train service. Bilkul ‘feel’ aa gayi!

Well then I packed all my belongings & went to the bus-stop, caught that first one that came my way & reached my hostel exactly at 1:30 on the 23rd of October.

I really enjoyed my trip to Mumbai & now since I’m in Pune for 4 yrs I will definitely be coming here lots
Happy Diwali again ppl…oh & Id Mubarak too!!!

BTW got some songs from my friend, have any of you heard Breaking Benjamin-The Diary of Jane? Its quite good!Check it out, if you can…

Cheerio…

Duniya me Mast log hote hai!!

[written on my Nokia 7710 so pls overlook any strange characters etc. etc.]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
Chemistry mid term. The answer was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues,

Q) IS HELL EXOTHERMIC (GIVES OFF HEAT) OR ENDOTHERMIC (ABSORBS
HEAT)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s law (gascools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed), or somevariant. One student, however, wrote the following:
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Ans.)First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we needto know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they areleaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul goes to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the differentreligions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state thatif you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there
are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:
*1.* If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
*2*. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, “…that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you”, and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic, and will not freeze.
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The student received the only ‘A’ given.
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this was sent to me as an email…..thought should share it with u ppl.Opinions most welcome

Till we meet again
Ba’Bye dosto